Well, you've all heard the story
About Rudolph and his nose
But I'll tell you a Christmas tale
That never has been told

Well, you may think you've heard it all
But you ain't heard nothing yet
About that crazy Christmas
That the North Pole can't forget

Rudolph was under the weather
He had to call in sick
So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy
Who lived out in the sticks

He said "Santa's really countin' on me
And I hate to pass the buck"
Leroy said "Hey, I'm on my way"
And he jumped in his pickup truck

When Leroy got to the North Pole
All the reindeer snickered and laughed
They'd never seen a deer in overalls
And a John Deere tractor hat

Well, Santa stepped in and said "Just calm down
Cause we've all got a job to do
And like it or not, Leroy's in charge
And he's gonna be leadin' you"

He's just a down home, party-animal
Two-stepping across the sky
He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell
and made history that night

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Before that night was over
Leroy had changed their tune
He had 'em scootin' a hoof on every single roof
By the light of the neon moon

Santa wrapped his bag with a dixie-flag
He was havin the time of his life
And you could hear him call
"Merry Christmas ya'll
And to all of ya'll a goodnight"